December 2009
141 posts
Frisch's Big Boy
Me: See that family over there? I have nightmares about that family (all grossly overweight, four children very close in age). And I know I'm not even pregnant yet, but when we have children, they are never, ever having pie for breakfast.
Chris: That's fair. But I do want our kids to like pie. It's something I believe in.
Only one person screamed at us at work today:
When we didn’t have Ciabatta rolls in yet today (which were actually in bread production and I knew about it but completely forgot since I’m working on 4 hours of sleep), one feisty old woman lowed her eye lids and yelled in a crescendo voice,”goooOOODDD DAMNIT! I ORDERED THOSE ROLLS TWO DAYS AGO I WANT THOSE ROLLS NO OTHER ROLLS THOSE ROLLS I ORDERED THEM AND I WANT THEM IN MY...
Looking for a camera? My step-dad swears by this... →
This article about simplicity in photography is pretty awesome: (http://www.kenrockwell.com/tech/simplicity.htm)
20 minutes after heading to the bathroom:
Fellow employee: "Oh my god, you guys. I just fell asleep while I was peeing."
This is a true story that took place this morning at work around 4 am.
Not wrapping presents this year
It’s a totally brilliant combination of eco-friendly & bitch-ass-lazy-I-work-at-3:30am-get-over-it.
So I love The Flaming Lips
The Flaming Lips Self-actualized bros who grow pot.*
*I may be a self-actualized bro, but I do not grow pot.
Wilco Guys who go to concerts to relax.**
**What does this even mean?
Spoon Bros who drink shitty beer without ironic intentions.***
***I really do love irony.
Dirty Projectors People who like way too many toppings on their pizza.****
****GIVE ME THE WORLD ON MY PIZZA.
Via:...
My life
is one big
right now. Bakery bakery bakery non-stop until Christmas Eve! And then party party glitter glitter on New Year’s! Seriously, I’m going glitter.
“Werewolf Bar Mitzvah / Spooky / Scary / Boys becoming men / Men becoming wolves”
– Okay. That’s it. No more 30 Rock. No more Watch Instantly on Netflix.
YES: I am doing this right now
tiresome:
alycemania:mouthfullofgommy:becamarie:
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it....
2009 never had a chance because
2010 is a much better aesthetically balanced number and it’s way more fun to write.
A note on cigarette photography
It doesn’t really do much for me. If I want to see someone back-lit and smoking a cig, I’ll head down to the photo center at the Dayton mall. Just saying. Tumblr needs some new material.
*Sound of shattering glass*
Rob: What are you doing?!
Charles: I thought it was plastic!
Rob: Well what were you doing squeezing an ornament in your hand??
Charles: I THOUGHT IT WAS PLASTIC!
haircut in a week
I know I’ll look better than this:
“No one beats the dust! hoo-ha! No one beats the dust!”
– Another Charles quote—his version of “Another One Bites the Dust”
Fantastic →
(via sraelevy)
Oh my goodness, so sweet.
MOVIES
Movies I still need to see from 2009:
—Inglorious Bastards
—A Serious Man
—Up in the Air
—Precious
—Coraline
—Nine
—District 9
—The Men Who Stare at Goats
—Ponyo (I know I posted about it a while back, but we actually ended up changing plans that night. Oops.)
Best of 2009:
—Up!
—Where the Wild Things Are
...
Bitch is always wise.